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Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21606) - you deserved it (4963)

On 08/30/2010 at 4:10pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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