Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML

by tikizombie / 08/30/2010 at 4:10pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

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  • I stayed in a hotel last week, and literally everything I touched broke. This sounds like something I would do

    #8 - On 08/30/2010 at 7:18pm by tencentsakiss

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  • i blame u for the lipstick part

    #16 - On 08/30/2010 at 7:29pm by wafflemaster

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