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Today, my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness, my little sister looked at me and said, "If you were a hippo, maybe then you would get a date." FML

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On 08/03/2010 at 6:37pm - misc - by fatty - United States (New York)

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haha mean sister but good movie.

#1 - On 08/03/2010 at 8:12pm by MarkerofMagic

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you shoulda said, " if you talked less, maybe YOU would get a date."

#3 - On 08/03/2010 at 8:13pm by FailVader

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