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Today, I was woken up because the police were pounding on my door, and saying I am under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs then plant them on my front lawn. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37486) - you deserved it (4408)

On 07/26/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by Busted (man) - South Africa

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Time to find some new friends....

#1 - On 07/26/2010 at 12:57pm by Maelific

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They should have thrown the signs on the yard of someone they hate. That would have made more sense.

#20 - On 07/26/2010 at 1:10pm by FYLDeep

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