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Today, I was cutting the grass on my riding mower. I spent a good 3 hours working on it. When I finished, I got off and went to take a look. It looked the same as when I started. I then realized that I hadn't lowered the mower part. I spent 3 hours just driving around. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15410) - you deserved it (58188)

On 07/19/2010 at 4:48pm - misc - by Dumbfounded - Canada (Ontario)

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It took you three hours to notice your grass wasnt getting any shorter...?

And people say women are incompetent...

#8 - On 07/19/2010 at 7:22pm by SinisterMedic

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Nicoya505 you are a dirty racist

#55 - On 07/19/2010 at 8:03pm by musicman226

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