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Today, I was taking a shower after a run. We were under a tornado watch, and I halfway through the lights dimmed and I heard the tell-tale "train" sound. Panicked, I bolted wet and naked for the basement, crashing into my mom as I flew out the door. The sound was just her new vacuuming. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36180) - you deserved it (9517)

On 04/21/2009 at 3:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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