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Today, I used an airplane bathroom. I used a paper seat cover because I didn't want my butt to touch the seat. The seat cover clogged the toilet. I stuck my hand in and fished the seat cover out. I essentially stuck my hand into an airplane toilet because I didn't want my ass to touch the seat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9544) - you deserved it (50763)

On 04/21/2009 at 5:30am - misc - by Jen (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

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