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Today, I used an airplane bathroom. I used a paper seat cover because I didn't want my butt to touch the seat. The seat cover clogged the toilet. I stuck my hand in and fished the seat cover out. I essentially stuck my hand into an airplane toilet because I didn't want my ass to touch the seat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12716) - you deserved it (65757)

On 04/21/2009 at 5:30am - misc - by Jen (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

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...Ewww. I hope you washed your... arm.

#1 - On 04/21/2009 at 10:00am by Khiruki

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Why would you flush it in the first place? There's a garbage receptacle 6 inches from the toilet. Problem solved.

#7 - On 04/21/2009 at 10:13am by StreetSinger

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