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Today, I walked to class in the rain after reading all 1200 pages of War and Peace in one sitting trying to cram for an in class essay. When I arrived nobody was there. I checked the finals postings to see that mine was actually yesterday at 7 am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22947) - you deserved it (15024)

On 02/06/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by joelikewhoa (man) - United States (California)

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There's usually little excuse for cramming and time mis-management. What were you doing the rest of the semester or quarter?

#1 - On 02/06/2009 at 5:43pm by TC

See in context

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Failing at life.

#2 - On 02/06/2009 at 6:19pm by cgw

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