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Today, as a prank, I set my wallpaper on my iTouch to a photo that makes the screen look broken. I pretended to freak out, showing my dad that it broke. Good news: My prank worked. Bad news: He threw the iTouch out the window in rage. It had 59 gigs in it. FML

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On 06/19/2010 at 1:49am - misc - by Skrewed (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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what the hell? you deserved it! all your fault

#1 - On 06/19/2010 at 9:59am by ohsnapp823

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where did you get the wallpaper? is it an app? ohhh I wanna see

#7 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:03am by nastenka

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You've got a crazy dad, but ydi

#9 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:04am by RecklessJellyBea

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ydi douchebag...

#11 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:04am by Gfrigo

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OP, I've done that with my iPhone! My dad just swore at me and locked me in the garage.

#18 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:09am by JinxSNC

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well now ur dad must RLLY mad

#23 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:14am by bubbarific

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probably should keep that app or photo between you and your friends.

#26 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:15am by s2000lover

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in Soviet Russia, ipod touch you!

#28 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:15am by bubbarific

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there's not even a 64gb iPod touch
only goes to 32 like the Iphone

#31 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:17am by Volcomsmy_Lyfe

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if 31 is right then how can this be possible?

#34 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:19am by MrCalves

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I'm sorry, but I don't completely see how this is a YDI. It was just a stupid prank that could have been easily explained. How was OP supposed to expect that his dad would react by chucking it out the window? I doubt most dads would do that.

#36 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:20am by Dobbypop

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35, no iPod touches only got to 32 gb

#37 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:24am by Volcomsmy_Lyfe

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^ Yeah I'm pretty sure it only goes up to 32.

OP - Does it still work? My Itouch died not to long ago :/
R.I.P

#39 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:25am by samanthadude

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Oops, *she.

#41 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:25am by Dobbypop

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my friend doctored his and now it has something crazy like 120gb, voids the warranty but still pretty cool

#42 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:26am by Dylan94

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haha 35, you shouldn't have thrown it if you got it to a dry place fast and let it dry out. it would have started working again without have you throwing it around

#44 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:27am by Volcomsmy_Lyfe

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volcomsmylife I am currently correcting you using my 64 gb iPod touch. the iPhone has a 64 gb version as well. unless you've been living in a cave the past two years you would know this.

#48 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:34am by Jeety

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that's what you get for being annoying you dick

#49 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:34am by melsaraj

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The iPod touch 3rd gen goes up to 64 gigabites while every other generation goes up to 32.

#51 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:35am by vgman88

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31 is wrong I have a 64gig itouch

#52 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:37am by Ninja666

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Ayeeeee! These things hapen you know we can't control 'em you was just trying to have some fun but eh your ipod went ka-puts. The Fonz has spoken.

#53 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:38am by The_Fonz

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FYL, this "broken screen" wallpaper is very unconvincing. Your dad is obviously a huge moron.

#54 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:38am by BeatNik169

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omg I live in Virginia and the other day I was taking a walk and randomly caught an iTouch that flew out of a window... oh well finders keepers losers weepers bitch

#55 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:39am by Blink182ftw

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happen*

#59 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:41am by The_Fonz

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she might be a lesbian. who knows.

#60 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:42am by sarcasticbitch

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haha that's funny . I have that background but my dad would never do that ? throw my phone ? NOPE !

#61 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:43am by Ashleigh255

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third gen iPod touch goes to 64 gigs

#62 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:44am by itsplague

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yir an idiot everyone that thinks the itouch only goes to 32 gigs is an idiot it goes to 64 gigs since the 3rd gen came out don't believe. me check the apple website..

#63 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:44am by bowlingman157

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no. iPod touches go up to 64 gigs

#65 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:48am by Nicnats

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63 - Chill, it was a simple mistake.

#66 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:48am by angellaffy

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plus ipod/iphone (mostly anything with some sort of memory) are fairly easy to modify and add more memory... its all in the internet... just bing it...

#69 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:58am by Lord_Vader

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Nope, 37, the 3rd gen was released with 16, 32, and 64 gig models.

#70 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:58am by degco44

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#31 They do make a 64GB iPod Touch. I've seen it on Best Buy's website.

#71 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:00am by MissRachieee

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Ahh. Maybe I should read the previous comments...haha. ^.^

#73 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:02am by MissRachieee

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31- of course it goes up to 64 gigs. What are you talking about?

#74 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:04am by Stevefett

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Oh yeah. MissRachiee you are officially banging!!

#75 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:06am by Stevefett

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Why does your dad take intestest in your itouch? He should beat you if you break the itouch and on the contrary if it is a prank he should simply laugh at it and warn you not to do it again or otherwise he will slap you nexttime.

#76 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:07am by madarchod

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the 3gen iPod doesn't have 16g, only 8g, but the 8g is not really a 3gen iPod, just a 2gen upgraded to the 3gen

#82 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:25am by nosajb23

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it's an app.... I tried that prank on my parents too. but they didn't believe it

#87 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:32am by bridawg

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Lol #28. That is the only Soviet Russia joke I've ever laughed at. :P

#90 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:33am by TaylorTotsYumm

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daddy needs anger management

#93 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:37am by GamerGoddess

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42-How is that possible? I though the iPod touch could only go up to 36?

#97 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:40am by Eyeliner

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Well the good thing about an iPod is that all your stuff is synced with your computer. When you get a new one, just plug it in and tell it to restore your old content to your new one. it'll be just as you left it.

So I would be more upset over having to buy a new one, you didn't lose any content.

#104 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:51am by tekcor

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no u have to order the 64 gig iPod touch from apple.com

#105 - On 06/19/2010 at 12:01pm by iViaGiiK

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lovin the fonzie. let us ayyyy.

#109 - On 06/19/2010 at 12:13pm by dabluedude101

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actually the 3rd gen iPod touch goes up to 64

#114 - On 06/19/2010 at 12:20pm by southpointchrysl

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that's my wallpaper!

#120 - On 06/19/2010 at 12:33pm by twirliegirlie

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Lol, right now i'm using a 64gb iPod touch..

DUMBASS

#122 - On 06/19/2010 at 12:37pm by FriesWithASideOf

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your iStupid and an iLiar & IDouche too (the nasty powdered kind). there is no ipad with 95 gigs. ydi

#127 - On 06/19/2010 at 12:52pm by ladiesman14

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wait im iDyslexic sorry it says 59. but your still not iFunny.

#128 - On 06/19/2010 at 12:55pm by ladiesman14

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damnn miss rachie you have big beautiful...eyes

#131 - On 06/19/2010 at 1:00pm by 2hoesNaBagel

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the op did deserve it.
but at the same time it's a fyl because now he doesn't have an itouch. :/

but I think this fml is hella funny. :)

#132 - On 06/19/2010 at 1:04pm by Kiill3rQu33n16

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tokyo welcome back love the new pick :)

#133 - On 06/19/2010 at 1:05pm by raymel

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#131 a lot of people on here comment on my...eyes.

#139 - On 06/19/2010 at 1:15pm by MissRachieee

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#142 - On 06/19/2010 at 1:32pm by bansheebomber

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#144 - On 06/19/2010 at 1:36pm by bansheebomber

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hah, I tried that once with my phone.
but I giggled and ruined it. :P

#147 - On 06/19/2010 at 1:51pm by missmurderx

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this was before or after you told him it wasn't broken?

#148 - On 06/19/2010 at 1:58pm by JokerJohn7

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lmao @ #53

#149 - On 06/19/2010 at 2:00pm by JokerJohn7

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#71 your pretty ^_^

#151 - On 06/19/2010 at 2:06pm by JokerJohn7

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NO- an iPod Touch can be 64. I have seen them.

#157 - On 06/19/2010 at 2:48pm by colts609380

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wrong.. it does go to 64GB

#158 - On 06/19/2010 at 2:49pm by macker45

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lol 31 u so wrong

#159 - On 06/19/2010 at 2:51pm by colts609380

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no there is a 64GB iPod touch... but no 59GB . fail on OPs part...

#162 - On 06/19/2010 at 3:01pm by mcgonagle

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haha thank you someone who actually knows war they're talking about

#163 - On 06/19/2010 at 3:02pm by mcgonagle

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Wtf are your stores slow or what? At my Sams Club they have 64Gb itouches...

#164 - On 06/19/2010 at 3:04pm by iCommentFML

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48: iPhone only goes up to 32gb, FYI...

#170 - On 06/19/2010 at 3:42pm by will0120

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There is a 64GB iPod touch. I have one.

#176 - On 06/19/2010 at 5:39pm by zltzlt

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ipod touches go to 64gb so dont iphones. look online or in ur nearest apple store

#178 - On 06/19/2010 at 5:47pm by sicpupyz122

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I did that! haha but my mom knew I was joking:/

#180 - On 06/19/2010 at 5:57pm by immaprincessmadd

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what? your dumb it does go to 64gb.

#182 - On 06/19/2010 at 6:03pm by jverdouw

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no they dropped the 16gb and sell the 32gb & 64gb and 8gb but that's just a repackaged 2 gen iPod touch.

#183 - On 06/19/2010 at 6:15pm by jverdouw

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or maybe he used 5gb of the hardrive dumbass.

#184 - On 06/19/2010 at 6:20pm by jverdouw

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Haha! I did that... but when I changed it, there was a REAL crack in it... Turns out my twin cracked so I'd get in trouble for cracking my newly revived from the toilet touch... lol

#189 - On 06/19/2010 at 6:48pm by happy_dino

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haha that sucks for you.
61- your hot, hope you dig male gymnasts lol ;)

#191 - On 06/19/2010 at 7:00pm by gymnasts14

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I'm on a 64 gig itouch as we speak. 31 is wrong. and overly confident in his opinions

#192 - On 06/19/2010 at 7:00pm by WardFML

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oh yeah im the manly king here. im on the 64gb ipad + 3g with unlimited 3g at&t plan ! 10 hour battery. free unlimited skype calls for me to be pimpin all over the world ! I got the MAXIPAD while all of you have the girly tampon iphones and itouch. no offense to girls.

#194 - On 06/19/2010 at 7:09pm by ladiesman14

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31- go to apple.com. There is a 64 gig iPod touch.

#196 - On 06/19/2010 at 7:31pm by RawrSickle

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122, you're gorgeous.
131, oli sykes ftw! :D

#197 - On 06/19/2010 at 7:44pm by missmurderx

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69 - who the hell uses bing??

#202 - On 06/19/2010 at 8:15pm by GeneGenie

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ipod touches go up to 64 gigs on the 3rd gens

#207 - On 06/19/2010 at 9:42pm by xxxjj18

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in neverland ranch, Micheal Jackson touch you!

#212 - On 06/20/2010 at 12:06am by CornCob_McGee

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hahah I'm sorry I don't mean to be a dick, your just very attractive

#213 - On 06/20/2010 at 12:21am by 2hoesNaBagel

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YDI for buying an apple product and not even knowing the name of the product you bought.

#214 - On 06/20/2010 at 12:24am by undoglyo

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#219 - On 06/20/2010 at 1:21am by veronica21

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you're a freakin' dumbass OP, my friend actually cracked my iPods screen, it still works though. :D

#223 - On 06/20/2010 at 2:05am by bdrodd

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it must of been a pretty recent ipod, because they got rid of the 16gb ones and now only have 8gb, 32gb + 64gb :) which explains all :)

#233 - On 06/20/2010 at 4:56am by Beeeeef

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213 is totally hitting on MissRachie.

Op, ydi for calling it an itouch. it's called an iPod touch you idjit.

#236 - On 06/20/2010 at 5:52am by xMegan

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#7 the app's called Backgrounds

#237 - On 06/20/2010 at 6:07am by BRBsummer

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am i the only one that buys my own phones and iPods?

#238 - On 06/20/2010 at 6:21am by teresa_009

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238 - No, I've bought all my phones and MP3 players too D:

#241 - On 06/20/2010 at 6:40am by Shokz992

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no iPod touches go up to 64 gig... look at the apple web site

#242 - On 06/20/2010 at 9:08am by sim81788

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#243 - On 06/20/2010 at 10:04am by TheBlueMonster

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there is a 64 gig touch but not iPhone

#244 - On 06/20/2010 at 10:08am by spongy09

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#246 - On 06/20/2010 at 11:05am by iMP0W3R

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You are all stupid. There are 64 gig iPod touches, but they really only have 59 gigs because of system files and the difference between how computers and companies measure data.

#252 - On 06/20/2010 at 3:41pm by sporkl0rd

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Uh yeah there is. Get your facts straight .

#254 - On 06/20/2010 at 5:39pm by BabyGirl789

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omg i hve tha 2, jst download app. wallpaper n flip throw it great

#257 - On 06/20/2010 at 6:24pm by veebabii96

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lol ydi for not knowing your dad well enough to know his first reaction would be blind tard rage.

#259 - On 06/20/2010 at 7:38pm by Nailbunny

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31 yes there is— do research before posting something stupid. evryone knows there's a 64 gig. go to apple.com and find it

#263 - On 06/21/2010 at 12:43am by inferno2080

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48-yeah i thot so...mines only 8 gb but i swore i saw a 64 gb in the store once...so 37-umm fail...

#265 - On 06/21/2010 at 2:07am by PurpleLlamas

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97-actually it goes up to 64 gb and you can add memory :)

#266 - On 06/21/2010 at 2:10am by PurpleLlamas

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127-your an iShithead

#267 - On 06/21/2010 at 2:12am by PurpleLlamas

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162-thats how much was filled up

#268 - On 06/21/2010 at 2:13am by PurpleLlamas

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No, you are wrong. it does come in a 64 GB version for $399.

#269 - On 06/21/2010 at 4:11pm by popcorn497

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You are wrong. it comes in a 64GB version for $399.

#270 - On 06/21/2010 at 4:17pm by popcorn497

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31 is wrong there is 8,32, or 64

#275 - On 06/22/2010 at 12:25am by icantbelieveit1

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no they hqve the 8, 32, or 64 gig... im on mine now. dont believe me? google
it.

#276 - On 06/22/2010 at 12:28am by icantbelieveit1

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np it goes to either 8 gig 32 gig or 64 gig... i think u nd 32 are thinking first generation... cuz im on mine.... if u dont believe me google it

#277 - On 06/22/2010 at 12:30am by icantbelieveit1

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the 3rd wouldnt only have 8 gig idiot... ppl nreed more space its 8,32, or 64 gig ipod

#278 - On 06/22/2010 at 12:32am by icantbelieveit1

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there is a 64 gig iPod touch. my friend has it

#279 - On 06/22/2010 at 7:07am by crossoverz7

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uhm the iPod touch I'm using right now is 64gb so...obviously they are available at a higher capacity than 32gb.

#282 - On 06/23/2010 at 4:38am by TheApologist

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52- DAYUMM!!! That must have costed you an assload of cash! Haha I blew off all of my last year's x-mas money on an 8gig touch... fuuuuck:(

#286 - On 06/29/2010 at 1:13am by happy_dino

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223- Same with my iPod!!!! lol

#287 - On 06/29/2010 at 1:16am by happy_dino

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MissRachiee- It is true:( You are really pretty:( I wish I was that pretty:( Lucky you:(

#288 - On 06/29/2010 at 1:19am by happy_dino

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iPod touch *

#2 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:02am by ilovecodyscott

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lol anything apple can be referred to as the folllowing:

i-insert verb and/or noun- here.
ex:
iHome
iMac
iFuck <-- the new entertainment system.

#27 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:15am by Bag3l

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The iFuck sound pretty BADASS!!!!

#43 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:27am by piinkbunnii

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or the iWasteOfMoney, commonly referred to as the iPad.

#45 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:28am by Dylan94

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I like how they made a case for the ipad that looks like a maxipad. that made me lulz

#68 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:52am by xundria

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#100 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:46am by tekinzdudez

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I agree with #45. The iPad is one of the stupidest things ever thought of. All the iPad is is a much larger, more easily breakable version of an iPod with apps on it. You might as well get an actual laptop and not waste your money, since you can drop a laptop a couple of times and it stays intact. From what I've heard, once your drop an iPad, you're screwed. So, to all of you people who bought an iPad, you got ripped off(:

#108 - On 06/19/2010 at 12:13pm by raithex

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#110 - On 06/19/2010 at 12:14pm by Monikabug

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iTouch sounds retarded i hate when people say that....

#141 - On 06/19/2010 at 1:23pm by the_enlightened1

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The iTouch is a flashcart for the Nintendo DS... Just saying...

#260 - On 06/20/2010 at 9:02pm by Shokz992

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How'd that work out op? Dumbass.

#3 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:02am by Cjw1220

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4. Man that's dumb dude. :\ dumbbbbbbb.

#4 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:03am by iamafrican

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hahaha. and now it's broken for real! :p
at least it wasn't an iPhone!

#5 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:03am by schwilly

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I moderated this one saying No because THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN ITOUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#6 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:03am by TheComputerGuy96

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who cares what it's called..?

#13 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:05am by ohsnapp823

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yep biddy its definitely called an itouch too.

#20 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:11am by catherine012

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#22 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:12am by TheComputerGuy96

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#30 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:16am by s2000lover

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buddy*

#35 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:20am by catherine012

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#58 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:41am by xXSweetNightmare

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it's a nickname, just calm down.
do you freak out this much when people go by John, when their real name is johnathan?

#72 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:00am by catherine012

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#83 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:26am by TheComputerGuy96

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The John/Jonathan thing is different; the iPod touch is the correct name. There's no such thing as a correct name when the name belongs to you. I don't really care if someone calls it an iTouch. I just think they sound stupid-- like people who call the stores WalMarts or Barnes and Nobles.

#134 - On 06/19/2010 at 1:09pm by TheIrishJaneDoe

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Oh my gosh it doesn't freaking matter what they call it...jeez, people with sticks up their asses here...
And maybe she had a 64 gig iPod and used 5 gigs, therefore leaving here with 59 gigs...
How about use your brains..

#167 - On 06/19/2010 at 3:19pm by x5010x

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yeah, I wouldn't even joke about that.

#118 - On 06/19/2010 at 12:27pm by yesterday1_2

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the correct name is iPod Touch. if you go to an Apple Store and say iTouch, they'll kick your ass

#12 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:04am by Ellodie

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And if you post online and use "iPod Touch" they'll kick your ass because the proper capitalization is iPod touch.

#21 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:11am by tubedogg

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Crap. If you go into an Apple store and say I want an iTouch, they'll say okay. All they care about is your money, and not how far up yourself you are that you worry about what the fuck it's called.

#154 - On 06/19/2010 at 2:36pm by pendatik

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it can be either itouch or iPod touch

#161 - On 06/19/2010 at 2:53pm by colts609380

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Actually when people come into my apple store and say "I want an iTouch" I repeat back to them "Oh an iPod Touch? which gigabyte model?" As an Apple employee I loathe when people say iTouch. it sounds fucking retarded.

#200 - On 06/19/2010 at 8:09pm by lendahandmanda

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What actually sounds retarded is giving a fuck about what it's called. It's a fucking product. Who cares. Only nerds and geeks who have one and think they're fucking special because of it. It's the same as petrol heads getting antsy because you called their car an XR instead of an XRi. Get over yourself for fuck's sake.

#235 - On 06/20/2010 at 5:50am by pendatik

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Ydi if you didn't back that shit up.

#14 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:05am by iamchuck

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gigs is not the plural of gb if you are on about memory size. Sorry its just one of those things that bug me. Sucks about the I touch, how was throwing it out the window going to help? If it really did have a smashed screen then yuo could have sent it to Apple and got it sorted. Can't really claim your dad throwing it out the window as accidental damage :S.

#15 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:06am by monnanon

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No GB is the correct term. Gb would be gigabits (8 bits = around 1 Byte). And that prank sounded hilarious I'd do it but noone would care.

#57 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:41am by PoserDisposer

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It's not approximated. 8 bits does = 1 byte.

4 bits = a nibble
8 bits = byte
16 bits = word
32 bits = double word
64 bits = quad word

And harddrives are measured in bits, a 120 "GB" harddrives is actually 120 Gigabits

#67 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:50am by xundria

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lol

#81 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:18am by rawr_hello

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GB = gigabytes , hdds are measured in GB, not Gb , which is gigabits.

#86 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:28am by dbs

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dbs is right. iPod touches don't have harddrives they use flash memory anyways.

#89 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:32am by PoserDisposer

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Prude! You know the term "Kilos" is used to mean kilograms, and not kilometres. So get over it.

#111 - On 06/19/2010 at 12:16pm by aardvarkish

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Oh noes i forgot to capitilize my B :D

I still stand by the gigs thing. It is not the same is using kilos for kilograms as kilos does not mean anything else. OP could have meant she had 59 concerts on her Itouch (gigs=concert) and not memory size at all. I can be said gig but it shouldnt be written as such, everyone has things that annoy them, what can i say hehe.

#152 - On 06/19/2010 at 2:22pm by monnanon

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that was a little dramatic of him

#16 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:07am by catherine012

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OHHH that's not good! But OP deserves it for playin tricks on their dad, no one should play tricks on their daddy hehe

#17 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:09am by ppzh_08

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haha that sux... I dropped mine once at school and the screen cracked ... it suked

#19 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:09am by blink_babe

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someone has anger issues....

#24 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:14am by liveitup1247

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I'm guessing it was the 64gb cause there is no 59. always use a case, it helps!!

#25 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:15am by oceantheskater

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my 8GB iPod is really 7, so 64 GB it probably 59.

#38 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:25am by Skater1405

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and 32 is actually 29, op is right

#56 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:40am by Ninja666

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It's not that it only has 7 where it claims to have 8, the thing is that it's actually 8gigabits which converts to less, because it takes 8 bits to make a byte.. so if you do the conversion it's less. yeah

#64 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:47am by xundria

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Hey goobs! I have a 32 gig iPod Touch and it started with like 31.4 because of the Apps that are pre-installed. Plus op was saying that they had 59 gigs left on it. Brother!! Bunch of geniuses on here.

#79 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:12am by Stevefett

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Okay, seriously, enough with the misinformation. You are an idiot.

#88 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:32am by jonnyl

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The iPods system files take up memory. 64 is more like 63 there's no way he has 5 GBs of system memory. And stop with the misinformation xundria.

#95 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:37am by PoserDisposer

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Op's saying he had 59 GBs of content on it anyways.

#96 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:39am by PoserDisposer

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wow that is just pathetic op ydi

#29 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:15am by nocanhaz

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Well who knows? Maybe it landed on the grass and is still good?

#32 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:17am by loserboii

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you n ur dad are dumb idiots.

#33 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:18am by yagurlteeteexoxo

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Dumb idiots, hmm? Wouldn't that be double negative, which would cancel out, and... I believe you just called the OP and their father smart, #33. The next time you insult someone, be sure to say something that makes sense. :)

#112 - On 06/19/2010 at 12:17pm by raithex

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it's not a double negative, the term you're looking for is redundant

#143 - On 06/19/2010 at 1:33pm by cutenessizme

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112 - that's not a double negative, there isn't nothing wrong with 33's post

#177 - On 06/19/2010 at 5:41pm by salty66

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hope your dad said YDi, bc u definitely did

#40 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:25am by J3RZ3Y

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Your life sucks for having a grumpy dad an no 'iTouch'

#46 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:28am by jellybean5

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dumbass

#47 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:31am by The_Walris

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u r such an @ss!!! i hope their was no warranty....

#50 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:34am by arvind0602

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the reason they are actually only 7GB instead of 8 and 59 instead of 64GB is because of software that's preloaded on there and other stuff that takes up space.

#77 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:11am by hethisistony2

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YDI for calling it an iTouch. It's iPod Touch, people. >_>

#80 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:18am by Kirashai

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LOLOLOLOLOLLOL.

#84 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:26am by katrinaa_13

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why
in
the
worldd
would
he
throw
it
out
the
windoww
?( lol I wanted it to look likee I wrote a lot so I can look SmArT;D

#85 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:26am by GiRIsMakingCupca

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#91 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:36am by WeStayCrunk24x7

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It's called an iPod Touch. There's no such thing as a fucking iTouch. YDI just for that.

#92 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:36am by bradr14

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You are the biggest idiot I know YDI

#94 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:37am by Vayerman

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All the people mad about it being called the iTouch or ipod Touch, neither exists, theres only the iPad nano :D

#98 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:42am by randomnameflob

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haha!!! I did the same thing to my sister!!! she's not a spazz tho!

#99 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:43am by shaude91

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#101 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:48am by shaude91

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You're mistaken. They said their iTouch (short for iPod Touch), not iPhone. The iPod Touch goes up to 64GB (minus some for the OS and included apps, that would set it at about 59GB).

#106 - On 06/19/2010 at 12:04pm by starflight

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It's iPod touch! iTouch is a whole other product that's not even made by apple. Anyway you totally deserve it

#102 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:49am by caldweab

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I hate it when people call the iPod touch iTouch those people are stupid, lazy and stupid. Tis all I have to say

#103 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:51am by MiamiJeanPierre

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fail

#107 - On 06/19/2010 at 12:07pm by EmOsQuAnDa

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I'm gonna say FYL here, because no one should be stupid enough to fall for that

#113 - On 06/19/2010 at 12:19pm by Schiffy

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I hate it when people call it an "iTouch"

#115 - On 06/19/2010 at 12:21pm by TheEpicFoo

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#116 - On 06/19/2010 at 12:23pm by joshgoth98

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spoiled brat

#117 - On 06/19/2010 at 12:24pm by buggybeauty

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there are iPod touhes that have 64 gigs lol

#119 - On 06/19/2010 at 12:31pm by bbyskittles

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it's an app smash screen lite that's not fair I've got really hot babes as my wallpaper and still waiting for something to happen

#123 - On 06/19/2010 at 12:38pm by mrmaks18

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Wow that's stupid of you. Hope you had everything backed up. YDI

#124 - On 06/19/2010 at 12:44pm by Taurus_ChicKa

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it's your own fault for calling it an itouch when that blatently isn't it's name. it's an iPod touch

#126 - On 06/19/2010 at 12:51pm by nathan123uk

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People with bad anger management skills are poor choices for pranks.

#129 - On 06/19/2010 at 12:56pm by aback

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This is a good point... I'm still trying to figure out in what way this prank was actually funny, anyway.

#156 - On 06/19/2010 at 2:43pm by palmtrees

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they don't make 59 gb ipod touchs. only 8,16,32,and 64

#130 - On 06/19/2010 at 1:00pm by aeioume

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they had 59 gb *left* on their iPod touch

#145 - On 06/19/2010 at 1:37pm by cutenessizme

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Oh no, all those gigs...

#135 - On 06/19/2010 at 1:13pm by eggbrtshootsfire

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Dumbshit

#136 - On 06/19/2010 at 1:13pm by killerfishes

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YDI for calling it an "iTouch."

#138 - On 06/19/2010 at 1:14pm by caitlinmc14

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Ur dads a dilf

#140 - On 06/19/2010 at 1:16pm by killerfishes

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31,34 - he says he had 59 gigs. I guess he is a musician and was playing somewhere & recorded it. maybe each gig was less than 1/2 GB. 'cause a gig isn't a unit of measure I've ever heard of. there's gigabytes, gigabits/second, gigawatts, gigaflops... I could go on...

#146 - On 06/19/2010 at 1:46pm by tboudre

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Thank you, that was exactly my point too. If you are going to go for storage then by all means say it as gig (no s btw) but it is ALWAYS written as GB

#153 - On 06/19/2010 at 2:25pm by monnanon

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well, "gigs" is established computer-speak for "gigabyte," but it's more spoken than written, anyway.

it IS a lot easier to type "gb," but i'm not gonna...um, gig anyone for typing "gigs," as it should be understood.

giggity giggity.

|the kid|

#247 - On 06/20/2010 at 1:33pm by TheNewGuy03

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haha ur life sucks xD & why would ur dad throw it out the window? weird..

#150 - On 06/19/2010 at 2:01pm by NeonAgatha

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miss rachie ur such a ho and slut. tell me, how many times have u been fuked?

#155 - On 06/19/2010 at 2:42pm by pizzle012345

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Obviously more than you, with that attitude. I haven't seen her act like a slut in any point in this FML. She was replying to someone who commented on her looks. Put up a picture of yourself before you start slating anyone else for theirs, or the comments they recieve on it.

#239 - On 06/20/2010 at 6:29am by H0llyw00dWh0r3

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umm how do u have 59 gig iPod touch? it's only 8/32 or 64??

#160 - On 06/19/2010 at 2:52pm by awesome_RICKY

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Holy shit people. Any of you saying "OH LOL thurs no 59 gb ipod ur stoopid, its only 64 gig", please refer to comment #77.

#165 - On 06/19/2010 at 3:17pm by BonJovi821

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Even though it was OP who pulled the prank, I think the dad's reaction was pretty crazy. Raging and then throwing it out the window? Sheesh, like breaking it more is going to solve the problem. o_O He must have already been having a bad day or something.

#166 - On 06/19/2010 at 3:17pm by Lorysa

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Oh my gosh it doesn't freaking matter what they call it...jeez, people with sticks up their asses here...
And maybe she had a 64 gig iPod and used 5 gigs, therefore leaving here with 59 gigs...
How about use your brains..

#168 - On 06/19/2010 at 3:23pm by x5010x

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I can get the ydi votes, but I think this is a fml. just a joke gone bad, that's all

#169 - On 06/19/2010 at 3:34pm by PYLrulz

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it does go to 64gb on the 3rd gen

#172 - On 06/19/2010 at 3:54pm by TANKER14

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lol I had that to worked on some kids

#173 - On 06/19/2010 at 4:11pm by l3allin_all_day

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#174 - On 06/19/2010 at 4:25pm by AndrewM

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#175 - On 06/19/2010 at 5:28pm by XOIIO

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you're an idiot ;
ydi

#179 - On 06/19/2010 at 5:56pm by anjeljessica

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How the hell is this a YDI? If this post was by the dad, explaining how he had thrown a working iTouch out the window because his son had changed the wallpaper to make it look broken, it, too, would be a YDI.. you guys have a slight case of downs.

#181 - On 06/19/2010 at 5:57pm by HerpiliePurplies

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you should honestly know by now if your dad is the overreacting type and its basically your own fault

#185 - On 06/19/2010 at 6:23pm by ms_bazilio32193

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#186 - On 06/19/2010 at 6:24pm by Zaxx157

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great joke...

#187 - On 06/19/2010 at 6:25pm by brantzilch

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actually, they do have 64 gb ones, for its 3rd generation release, theyve been around since september

#188 - On 06/19/2010 at 6:30pm by CounselorHugh

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itouch goes up to 64gb now..

Just an FYI for those who need to be kept up-to-date.

#193 - On 06/19/2010 at 7:04pm by konpaito

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#195 - On 06/19/2010 at 7:10pm by bassguitar19

bassguitar19, if you had only read the other comments before posting, (even the one right above you), you would have saved yourself from...
1) Getting your comment moderated.
2) Getting yourself a warning.
3) Looking like you don't know what you're talking about.

#198 - On 06/19/2010 at 7:59pm by Quite_Insane (FML Staff)

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Ydi for doing that and Fyl for your dad really beilieving you.

#199 - On 06/19/2010 at 8:05pm by HiccupAstrid

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oh wow your a loser really you are yes fml

#201 - On 06/19/2010 at 8:12pm by bulleye11

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it's iPod touch you retarded nimrod

#203 - On 06/19/2010 at 8:39pm by NotJesse

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Your dad is fucking mental! Does he always throw shit out the window when a bit of it that could easily be sent back and replaced under warranty gets broken? Fucking hell...

#204 - On 06/19/2010 at 8:44pm by BritishHobo

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#205 - On 06/19/2010 at 9:05pm by stillxsearching

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Ur dad has anger issues

#206 - On 06/19/2010 at 9:09pm by lancegonyeau

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Ydi completley

#208 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:01pm by jayyleto

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mine is better. the screens really broken

#209 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:07pm by alex0689

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i would call that karma

#210 - On 06/19/2010 at 11:40pm by killer1525

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lol i have that wall paper!

#215 - On 06/20/2010 at 12:35am by derp1243

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then how did u write this fml

#216 - On 06/20/2010 at 12:37am by getlowman13

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Um, on a pc?

#255 - On 06/20/2010 at 5:41pm by pendatik

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um there's no such thing as an iPod touch over 32gb. nice try though.

#217 - On 06/20/2010 at 1:01am by sh00t_dangit

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90-in soviet Russia joke laughs at u

#218 - On 06/20/2010 at 1:06am by tk8382

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fyl indeed I feel your pain my crazy ex boyfriend threw my g1 out of anger it no longer works right now I'm stuck with a crappy motorola :/

#220 - On 06/20/2010 at 1:27am by G_babyyy

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This is so stupid cause that picture that you set as a wallpaper that makes it look cracked looks so incredibly fake that this whole FML is either fake or your incredibly stupid for thinking that it even looks cracked and able to have someone else believe it's cracked.

#221 - On 06/20/2010 at 2:00am by icantellu

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actually, the ipad isn't a waste of money, depending on what you need it for etc. I guess it may be a waste for you, but I know several people who find the ipad was a good buy.

#222 - On 06/20/2010 at 2:05am by hannahrawr24

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in soviet russia, itouch throws you out window!

#225 - On 06/20/2010 at 2:38am by Wooaahh_fyl

Damnnnnnn LMFAO your dad rocks

#226 - On 06/20/2010 at 2:49am by UpYoursInAdvance

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lol, I cracked my screen and my parents don't care

#227 - On 06/20/2010 at 2:57am by Br8y16

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just for calling it an itouch you deserved that an worse. that is not it's fucking name and if you can't learn it's proper name you don't need one. also, did you expect him to find you breaking something so expensive funny?you have too much tome on your hands and obviously no good ideas I. how to use it.

#229 - On 06/20/2010 at 3:00am by CJDamien

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You can't even fucking write correctly, and you're getting uptight because someone called a fucking piece of equipment by the wrong name!


Knob.

#234 - On 06/20/2010 at 5:47am by pendatik

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i, too, have too much tome on my hands. need to get rid of these books...

|the kid|

#250 - On 06/20/2010 at 1:40pm by TheNewGuy03

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what does OP stand for?

#230 - On 06/20/2010 at 3:07am by beatlesloveee

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230, it means Original Poster. (:

#240 - On 06/20/2010 at 6:32am by H0llyw00dWh0r3

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Dagnabbit ! All you young whippersnappers bragging about your iPhones & iPods, & iThis & iThats! Why, in my day, we had a slate and a piece of chalk. You could write stuff, do 'rithmatic & draw pictures. Then wipe the slate clean & start again. Never had to charge it's battery, either!

Didn't need no gigs of anything or fancy Internet to communicate. Just a good old quill pen & a bottle of ink.

Bah! All this blabbing has done tired me out--gonna go sit in my rocking chair on the front porch & do a bit of whittlin'.

#231 - On 06/20/2010 at 3:34am by martron3000

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Damn right! Back in our day, them video games was all black and white, and we had to walk to school uphill in the snow, both ways. Youngin's now don't know how swell it is.

#232 - On 06/20/2010 at 4:02am by Lorysa

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232 your probley like in ur 20s

#245 - On 06/20/2010 at 10:17am by TrueRaiderFan22

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I actually turn 17 tomorrow. xD Hehe.

#280 - On 06/22/2010 at 5:44pm by Lorysa

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damn. the 64gig costs a hefty penny too. fyl lmao

#248 - On 06/20/2010 at 1:36pm by Terdy515

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"dad, my tv's broken."

*rage*

"whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!"

that's the next level. consider yourself warned.

|the kid|

#249 - On 06/20/2010 at 1:37pm by TheNewGuy03

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He threw it out the window because he was surprised you are so stupid thinking it's an "iTouch". I would have thrown it too.

#251 - On 06/20/2010 at 1:55pm by Jim9349

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YDI because you called it an iTouch.

#253 - On 06/20/2010 at 4:10pm by CrimzonRayne

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#256 - On 06/20/2010 at 5:44pm by sparta308

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#258 - On 06/20/2010 at 7:26pm by geez23

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#261 - On 06/20/2010 at 10:16pm by AndrewM

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it's not a itouch it's a iPod touch

#262 - On 06/20/2010 at 11:58pm by purpkexlover9

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It's called a fucking iPod touch not iTouch.

#264 - On 06/21/2010 at 1:41am by Guerrilla8

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awesome prank, Farva.

#271 - On 06/21/2010 at 9:07pm by thegirlisonfire

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Yes, you can call me an idiot for it, but I've thrown my iTouch at a wall several times as hard as I can. Also, I've stepped on it, dropped it, and put it underneath the leg of a chair I then sat on, on purpose. And, guess what happened? There isn't a single scratch on it! YDI for pulling that stupid prank. But, it works fine don't complain!

#272 - On 06/21/2010 at 11:25pm by npetro

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not possible. the highest iTouch is only 32 gig....

#273 - On 06/21/2010 at 11:45pm by xaqori

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Actually the highest iTouch is 64. But, anyways I forgot to add. A kid on my bus lost theirs months ago. They found it about one month ago in a bucket of water. It still worked perfectly! Don't complain....and I'm not positive if the highest is 64. I think it's probably higher....

#274 - On 06/22/2010 at 12:01am by npetro

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ARGH! It's not an iTouch, it's an iPod touch! Get it right!

#283 - On 06/23/2010 at 6:26pm by ryguy999

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to b honest !!! i would die if that happened to me xD i just

#284 - On 06/24/2010 at 7:52pm by ninjacupid

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u totally deserve it

#285 - On 06/27/2010 at 6:00am by urlifesuxthehole

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Honestly, Just for the simple fact that you do not know the correct name for the iPod Touch you totally deserve it. If you don't know the name of it, you probably shouldn't have it.

#290 - On 07/04/2010 at 3:15am by foreverisfatal

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It's your own damn fault. Don't be complaining that your prank worked and it backfired on you. You did this to yourself. Think before you act.

#291 - On 07/11/2010 at 3:27pm by misu10

YDI

#292 - On 08/02/2010 at 11:36am by A_FML_USER

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their is a 64g iPod I checked at bestbuy

#293 - On 08/16/2010 at 8:39pm by ggp

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dumbass it's called an iPod touch not an itouch and they only go up to 32 gigs which is really 31 gigs you deserve it for getting that stupid app and being incompetent

#294 - On 09/01/2010 at 11:48pm by imahitu

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