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Today, as a prank, I set my wallpaper on my iTouch to a photo that makes the screen look broken. I pretended to freak out, showing my dad that it broke. Good news: My prank worked. Bad news: He threw the iTouch out the window in rage. It had 59 gigs in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9575) - you deserved it (41344)

On 06/19/2010 at 1:49am - misc - by Skrewed (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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iPod touch *

#2 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:02am by ilovecodyscott

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the correct name is iPod Touch. if you go to an Apple Store and say iTouch, they'll kick your ass

#12 - On 06/19/2010 at 10:04am by Ellodie

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