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Today, I was at a public pool. A very fat kid yelled, "Cannon Ball!" He jumped right on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45021) - you deserved it (4049)

On 06/10/2010 at 3:59pm - misc - by Collin - United States (New Jersey)

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you got to be carefull when fat people are dealing with their arch nemesis gravity.

#18 - On 06/10/2010 at 7:18pm by itz_towelie

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Perhaps yelling 'Anvil' would have been more apt. Regardless, mess that punk's shit all up >:|

#10 - On 06/10/2010 at 7:12pm by mercyFML

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