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Today, I woke up in the night and was really thirsty so I took a drink of water that had been sitting next to my bed for a few hours. After taking a huge gulp, I felt something strange in my mouth, ignored it and went back to sleep. When I woke up I saw all the ants that were floating in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53213) - you deserved it (13052)

On 04/19/2009 at 3:07am - misc - by Ihatebugs. (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Nice protein for the day

#1 - On 04/19/2009 at 10:02am by wowfmlife

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okay, how dirty does your room have to be that when you leave a glass of water next to your bed for a few hours it gets ants in it?

I've gotten ants before but its been because a jolly rancher that fell behind my desk unbeknown to me, and it probably sat there for weeks... not hours...

#2 - On 04/19/2009 at 10:03am by sprinkesrdelish

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