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Today, a drunk girl asked me for directions to her hotel. I had just bought an empanada and was feeling good, so I agree to look up the address on my phone. Two minutes and a text charge later, I got the address. Out of inebriated glee, she hugged me and knocked the tasty empanada out of my hand. FML


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On 01/14/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Hungry - United States (Virginia)

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5 second rule? pick it up and eat it? C'mon. rip off the bad part and eat the rest. Unless you were at some truly filthy place. Or make her pay for another if you don't get anything out of it. Or buy another. Really, is it that much? It's like saying, FML, I lost 2 dollars. It doesn't sound too bad...

#4 - On 02/18/2009 at 6:55am by Eir

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@#10, It's an empanada. You should try one sometime. Then you'll feel his/her's pain.

#11 - On 03/24/2009 at 6:32pm by knitbitch

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