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Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52890) - you deserved it (12611)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by mehdi-online -

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try every number till you get her voice

#1 - On 02/15/2009 at 12:43am by Maniac

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also guys, the missing digit didn't have to be the one on the end, it could have been one in the middle, in which case trying every digit would take a VERY long time :)

#4 - On 03/10/2009 at 1:15pm by choppedNskrewed

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