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Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29480) - you deserved it (5637)

On 05/30/2010 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

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Hahaha he lit that ass on fire! Bravo

#2 - On 05/31/2010 at 3:05am by elhefeweizen

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YOUUUUUUUUR, YOUUUUUUR SEX IS ON FIIIRE.

sorry had to say it, fyl

#8 - On 05/31/2010 at 3:07am by tenniskettle

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