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Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35856) - you deserved it (7312)

On 05/30/2010 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

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Hahaha he lit that ass on fire! Bravo

#2 - On 05/31/2010 at 3:05am by elhefeweizen

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Oh baby yes, move your tongue like--OH DEAR GOD MY ASS AAAUUGGGHHHHHH

#10 - On 05/31/2010 at 3:09am by Zonadow

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