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Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30011) - you deserved it (5468)

On 05/20/2010 at 5:32pm - misc - by fml - Canada (Quebec)

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wow jerk

#1 - On 05/20/2010 at 7:02pm by iaaan

See in context

+7

Parents are people and can over-react sometimes. Kids can over-react too and turn some small meaningless incident into an FML.

#55 - On 05/20/2010 at 7:21pm by luciousp

See in context

+3

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