Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33784) - you deserved it (6760)
On 05/20/2010 at 5:32pm - misc - by fml - Canada (Quebec)
Soaked's life also sucksToday, my family, including my 2 year old niece, went to the zoo. We were at the lion…
Candy also deserved itToday, my mom bought me some expensive Japanese candy. I opened it, and saw that each…
#1 - On 05/20/2010 at 7:02pm by iaaan
See in context
In Sovjet russia, door slams you!
#3 - On 05/20/2010 at 7:02pm by Sungod
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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