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Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35455) - you deserved it (6944)

On 05/20/2010 at 5:32pm - misc - by fml - Canada (Quebec)

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wow jerk

#1 - On 05/20/2010 at 7:02pm by iaaan

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In Sovjet russia, door slams you!
anti flooooood

#3 - On 05/20/2010 at 7:02pm by Sungod

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