Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML
I agree, your life sucks (3818) - you deserved it (30302)
On 05/17/2010 at 7:09am - misc - by Zapped - United States (New York)
ab1e's life also sucksToday, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it…
jcheer113 also deserved itToday, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the…
ouch! But you could have thought of that yourself.
#1 - On 05/17/2010 at 10:08am by lettertjes
See in context
op is some sorta retard
#4 - On 05/17/2010 at 10:08am by xNateTheGreatx
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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