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Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML


I agree, your life sucks (4213) - you deserved it (37262)

On 05/17/2010 at 7:09am - misc - by Zapped - United States (New York)

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ouch! But you could have thought of that yourself.

#1 - On 05/17/2010 at 10:08am by lettertjes

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op is some sorta retard

#4 - On 05/17/2010 at 10:08am by xNateTheGreatx

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