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Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML
I agree, your life sucks (3298) - you deserved it (21051)
On 01/13/2009 at 8:05pm - misc - by dannij08 - United States (California)
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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