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Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML


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On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

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Never heard of 'silent but deadly'?

#2 - On 03/06/2009 at 1:30pm by carriealana

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i did that on the bus once it was hilarious to watch the reactions, thank god they didn't find out it was me. Fuck there lives hahahahah!

#4 - On 03/26/2009 at 7:12pm by Cre6rul

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