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Today, I had to perform a lab in front of my bio class. I was mixing chemicals, when someone made a comment saying "What if it blows up?." Hearing it, I gave a 2 minute explanation about how it was impossible for it to explode. Two seconds later, the entire beaker exploded in my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10668) - you deserved it (40419)

On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by biologyfailure. (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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Why were you mixing chemicals in a biology class?

#2 - On 04/17/2009 at 3:52am by ptrek85

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Johnny was a chemist, a chemist he is no more, for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

#10 - On 04/17/2009 at 5:04am by badopie9er

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