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Today, I signed in my msn messenger. Everyone in my friends list apparently changed their status to 'busy' or 'away' when they saw me online, including my crush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28099) - you deserved it (8715)

On 05/02/2010 at 4:37am - misc - by everyonehatesme (woman) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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You're probably annoying as hell?

#4 - On 05/02/2010 at 10:05am by Fully

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Well, I doubt they did it because you signed in. I block all the annoying people, I'd never bother to change my status whenever someone I don't like signed in.

#32 - On 05/02/2010 at 10:23am by Sindyy

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