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Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18502) - you deserved it (5217)

On 01/13/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by carrie - Algeria

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I agree with 7, 8 and 13. I love someone with a flat chest.


...oh and a penis

#2 - On 02/04/2009 at 4:55am by alpuppy

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thanks to the guys for being honest. im only a b and my boyfriend tells me he like them anyways and i always thought he was lying to make me feel better. maybe hes really being honest

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 9:19am by hailhall

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