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Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash a KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML


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On 04/26/2010 at 5:42pm - misc - by Michelle (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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This is the kind of FML that you can't really blame the OP at all.

It's actually really inspiring that you decided to quit smoking :)
Quitting is tough, and it takes a while to get out of the habit (hence trying to ash a kitkat bar). But, I, and I'm sure a lot of other FML users, are proud.

Fun fact: every cigarette you smoke takes eleven minutes off your life.

#26 - On 04/26/2010 at 7:15pm by MermaidSongXOXO

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good job on quitting good luck

#18 - On 04/26/2010 at 7:12pm by ninja_dino

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