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Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash a KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20725) - you deserved it (14066)

On 04/26/2010 at 5:42pm - misc - by Michelle (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Nasty

#1 - On 04/26/2010 at 7:06pm by PandasRtheShit

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good job on quitting good luck

#18 - On 04/26/2010 at 7:12pm by ninja_dino

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