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Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML


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On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

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I only answer my phone 50% of the time - only person I've ever consistently answered the phone to is my girlfriend.. my best friend gets a 75% answer rate AT BEST.
Don't take it personally, a lot of people don't answer if they're trying to think, or just aren't in the mood.. imagine it'd hurt tho :(

#6 - On 02/21/2009 at 9:03pm by Tri

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I would have walked up to him then and said HI.

#9 - On 03/02/2009 at 7:47pm by LyLa

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