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About zyxyly : FML
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML
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On 09/06/2010 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by jackson (man) - United States (California)
Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and now it is stuck on the desktop. It is a shared computer. FML
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On 08/26/2010 at 6:09am - intimacy - by fmylife (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)
Today, I tested the new taps in the shower, with my head. Yep, they're strong enough. FML
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On 05/28/2010 at 9:18am - misc - by gahdamnit - Australia (Victoria)
Today, the girl that I fancy was sick and I offered to hug her, but she protested saying that she didn't want to get me sick. I told her, "If hugging you gets me sick, then I'll just have to deal with being sick." She gave me the biggest hug she could. I haven't stopped puking since. FML
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On 05/28/2010 at 12:15am - love - by TheSickness (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
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On 05/27/2010 at 10:06am - misc - by reginaphalange - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML
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On 05/23/2010 at 3:29am - work - by Around - United States (Florida)
Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML
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On 05/23/2010 at 1:47am - love - by vikingunicorn (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
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On 05/22/2010 at 3:56am - money - by TheComputerGuy96 (man) - Italy (Friuli-Venezia Giulia)
Today, I fell asleep in class. If that wasn't bad enough, I awoke gasping for air. I almost drowned in my arm fat. FML
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On 05/21/2010 at 10:41pm - health - by guyshithappensto (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
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On 05/21/2010 at 8:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
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On 05/21/2010 at 1:26pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML
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On 05/21/2010 at 8:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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On 05/20/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by Chichensoup (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML
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On 05/08/2010 at 6:07am - intimacy - by notmydad. (woman) - Philippines (Manila)
Today, I caught my dad spanking my mom with a spatula. The same spatula I use to cook my eggs every morning. FML
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On 03/24/2010 at 11:00am - intimacy - by suckstobeme - United States
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