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Today, I was babysitting an eleven year old boy. He decided we should play with nerf guns with velcro tips. I shot him in the crotch accidentally, and the dart stuck on his pants wiggling for about a full minute before his dad walked in to find us both staring at his son's crotch, giggling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36670) - you deserved it (9397)

On 03/09/2009 at 10:04pm - kids - by xoVioLoveox (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4922) - you deserved it (38777)

On 11/12/2008 at 2:53am - work - by bipbip - Sent from mobile version