This member hasn't filled in the description.
Today, the cops showed up to check out a child abuse complaint, I then had to spend an hour explaining that I had given my son a suppository. The neighbors heard him sobbing hysterically "Daddy, why did you put that in my butt? It hurts." My neighbor had heard and thought I was raping my son. FML
I agree, your life sucks (56537) - you totally deserved it (2423)
On 06/24/2009 at 5:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was babysitting an eleven year old boy. He decided we should play with nerf guns with velcro tips. I shot him in the crotch accidentally, and the dart stuck on his pants wiggling for about a full minute before his dad walked in to find us both staring at his son's crotch, giggling. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33068) - you totally deserved it (8538)
On 03/09/2009 at 10:04pm - kids - by xoVioLoveox (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (3034) - you totally deserved it (24833)
On 11/12/2008 at 2:53am - work - by bipbip - France (Ile-de-France)
[ Page : 1 ]
« Previous page | Next page »
