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zp5
  • Town/Country : Livonia, MI
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 February 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2829
  • Number of comments : 513
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56955) - you deserved it (3510)

On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8326) - you deserved it (18423)

On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today, the highlight of my day was a conversation about Disney, which ranged from Pocahontas lunch boxes to Disneyland Paris. I don't know who was more excited; me, a 20 year old man, or the 6 year old girl I was talking to. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13990) - you deserved it (5478)

On 11/17/2010 at 2:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the ceiling using a broom stick, and held it up there. He told me to hold it and left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML

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On 11/15/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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