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  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 February 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3528
  • Number of comments : 513
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick an lost four teeth. Yesterday I got braces of six yeres removd. FML

#14036176
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72620) - you deserved it (5123)

On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My grlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retractd high-five. Then I panickd, cuppd his fist and ran. FML

#13986029
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12009) - you deserved it (27634)

On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today, The Highlight Of Day Was A Conversation About Disney, Which Rangd From Pocahontas Lunch Boxes To Disneyland Paris. I Don't Know Who Was More Excitd; Me, A 20 Year Old Man, Or The 6 Year Old Girl I Was Talking To. FML

#13876997
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20515) - you deserved it (7431)

On 11/17/2010 at 2:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the cieling using a broom stick, an held it up there. He told me to hold it an left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML

#13851970
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25777) - you deserved it (11036)

On 11/15/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the cieling using a broom stick, an held it up there. He told me to hold it an left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML

#13851970
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25777) - you deserved it (11036)

On 11/15/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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