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Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML
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On 04/12/2011 at 12:08am - love - by husks -
Today, I woke up with a fever and a migraine. I work at an audiology clinic and my day consists of being shouted at down the phone by practically deaf people. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 2:23am - work - by owmyhead (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 12:01am - intimacy - by blower - United States (Colorado)
Today, I quit my job after I overheard my boss doing a 'hysterical' impression of me telling her about my dad's heart condition. FML
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On 03/26/2011 at 8:05am - work - by dinomite -
Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriends emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket because she had no pants. She had a seizure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. FML
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On 03/24/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by tannerpaul -
Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML
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Today, our boss asked us out to lunch and told us to choose wherever we wanted to eat. Thinking that she’d be paying for it, we chose a pricey seafood restaurant. When we'd eaten, she told us that we could pay her back later. FML
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On 02/25/2011 at 3:27am - money - by naughtytwinsisters (woman) - Philippines (Manila)
Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML
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On 02/25/2011 at 1:40am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, it's my wedding day. It was meant to be perfect. The bouquet, along with a high pollen count, set my hay fever off. I walked down the aisle in front of 200 people with streaming eyes and a runny nose; I then had a sneezing fit during my vows and blew a large snot bubble. Real attractive. FML
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On 05/03/2009 at 6:16pm - health - by Cherub (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, it's my wedding day. It was meant to be perfect. The bouquet, along with a high pollen count, set my hay fever off. I walked down the aisle in front of 200 people with streaming eyes and a runny nose; I then had a sneezing fit during my vows and blew a large snot bubble. Real attractive. FML
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On 05/03/2009 at 6:16pm - health - by Cherub (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, my friend sent me an instant message, telling me how excited she was that she was accepted to a FIT Summer Program. I told her I was so proud, and that she can finally lose that excess weight. She told me that she meant Fashion Institute of Technology. FML
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On 03/07/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see well with them. She replied, "Oh yes, you have two big spots on your nose!" FML
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On 12/25/2008 at 11:53pm - work - by jamjamy - Sent from mobile version
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