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zonagirl
  • Town/Country : Charleston, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 July 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 108
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML

#13455190 (47)

I agree, your life sucks (25231) - you deserved it (2300)

On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

#6494130 (321)

I agree, your life sucks (50280) - you deserved it (4867)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States

Today, I used the same credit card to apply to college and pay for a rave ticket. My card went through on the rave ticket but denied the college application fee. I guess my credit card is trying to tell me something about my future. FML

#6490055 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (15883) - you deserved it (6579)

On 11/28/2009 at 2:23am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML

#6020762 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (23550) - you deserved it (3538)

On 10/27/2009 at 6:20am - love - by kahemae44 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to set up my brand new washer and dryer. How hard can it be, right? After cutting my hand in 3 places on the dryer vent, I finished it off with electrocuting myself. So much for being a domestic goddess. FML

#6014859 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (14333) - you deserved it (6588)

On 10/26/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by annie00016 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, during foreplay, I was trying to be sexy. But instead I fell off the bed, landed in the laundry basket, and was attacked by the dog. FML

#5163461 (40)

I agree, your life sucks (11980) - you deserved it (3345)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:18am - intimacy - by Loveless (woman) - United States (California)



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