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Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38556) - you deserved it (3292)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I pretended to go for a run to impress someone on AIM. FML

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134 comments

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On 08/01/2010 at 9:59pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was on the arm of my couch trying to grab something from the bookshelf, and my boyfriend was below me. I asked, "So, would you catch me if I fell?" He looked back at me, paused for a moment before saying, "How much do you weigh again?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20470) - you deserved it (6754)

On 07/27/2010 at 6:07am - misc - by mauimango7 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

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On 12/20/2009 at 11:27pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I tried to take off my girlfriend's bra. When I finally unhooked it, it snapped back and hit me in the eye. FML

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On 06/14/2009 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by HatedbyBras (man) - Netherlands

Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FML



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