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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 July 1985 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 439
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About zombiezs : i like to laugh at other people's pain

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Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

#12528127
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34861) - you deserved it (3752)

On 08/14/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by carless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML

#12506969
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8835) - you deserved it (45459)

On 08/13/2010 at 8:56pm - health - by thatsucks4u - United States (California)

Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML

#8699451
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24701) - you deserved it (5984)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:32pm - love - by dejected (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML

#6781373
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40508) - you deserved it (2153)

On 12/16/2009 at 6:55pm - love - by cheezmaster (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to cook dinner for my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked them what they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes like shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

#4728013
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38285) - you deserved it (5173)

On 08/22/2009 at 2:29am - kids - by NoCookForYou (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

#3998492
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70137) - you deserved it (7005)

On 07/24/2009 at 3:04am - kids - by tony (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML

#251133
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74637) - you deserved it (7899)

On 03/09/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

Today, I told my girlfriend that I didn't feel wanted. Then she talked about how her cat puked on the carpet. FML

#7578
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26545) - you deserved it (2845)

On 02/04/2009 at 9:18am - love - by constantine (man) - United States (Florida)



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