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Today, while eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into my nose. I spent the next 5 minutes trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into my nostril. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28293) - you deserved it (8371)

On 07/13/2009 at 2:17am - misc - by zombielover1 (man) - United States (Florida)