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Today, I felt sorry for the weird chick at work that everybody avoids and decided to initiate a conversation with her. She interrupted me mid-sentence to tell me about her vaginal odor problems, before shoving her hand into my chip packet and inviting herself to dinner at my house. FML
by meet Chloe / 02/19/2012 at 4:15am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
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