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  • Town/Country : Fort Worth, zombiekillah
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 July 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I felt sorry for the weird chick at work that everybody avoids and decided to initiate a conversation with her. She interrupted me mid-sentence to tell me about her vaginal odor problems, before shoving her hand into my chip packet and inviting herself to dinner at my house. FML

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