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  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 September 1989 (24 years)
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Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26259) - you deserved it (9371)

On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

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