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  • Town/Country : Sheffield, UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 September 1989 (23 years)
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Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

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On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

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