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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 October 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 147
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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zoeeileen's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44321) - you deserved it (5320)

On 12/28/2013 at 3:23am - animals - by honeybunny90 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54194) - you deserved it (6162)

On 08/14/2013 at 5:11am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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