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  • Town/Country : San Luis Obispo, America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 August 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 251
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17101) - you deserved it (4590)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by klsdhjla (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it was my 17th birthday. I didn't want my family to spend money on a cake, so my dad made this delicious apple ring. At least, it was great until my mouth began to itch and my throat closed. I have been allergic to nuts since birth, and my dad put walnuts in my birthday cake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29449) - you deserved it (1617)

On 11/02/2009 at 1:12am - health - by UnluckyJulie (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10874) - you deserved it (42991)

On 11/01/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML



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