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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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zobara's favorite FMLs
Today, I was listening to music on my phone and reading posts on here. I laughed hysterically at one, then noticed my parents shooting me outraged looks. Turned out I laughed while a news reporter was talking about a brutal rape that just happened in our city. FML
by for the whored / 12/18/2015 at 3:46pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Tejanoswhy / 12/18/2015 at 1:16pm / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband finally revealed that he's been secretly buying a particular brand of spicy chicken, eating it on his way home from work. He does it because it makes his farts smell just the way he likes it under the duvet when we go to bed. FML
by tara / 12/18/2015 at 12:49pm / Switzerland (Zug) / Miscellaneous
Today, a close friend told me she had no plans for her birthday. I found out she was lying when I had to serve her and 9 other mutual friends dinner at the restaurant I work at. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I wasn't invited or that none of them even remembered that I worked there. FML
by not invited / 12/12/2015 at 8:13pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, my step mom sat me down and told me that she doesn't think that my dad is my biological father because she hasn't gotten pregnant from him. I don't think she quite understands the concept of being a step mom. FML
by anonymous / 12/12/2015 at 3:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by strictly cum prancing / 12/11/2015 at 2:48pm / United States / Love
by ohtheirony / 12/10/2015 at 2:49pm / United States (Nevada) / Health
Today, I had been stress-eating a lot of junk food during finals week at college. I was feeling worried about my figure, and lifted up my shirt to see myself in the mirror. My boyfriend, who I didn't know was watching, promptly said, "Whoa babe, it looks like the condom broke!" FML
by pregnantapparently / 12/10/2015 at 1:45pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by fucking SUCKS let's do it LIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEE! / 12/10/2015 at 8:45am / United States / Health
by badbitch23 / 12/07/2015 at 6:21pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/06/2015 at 6:11am / United States / Work
by snortingspunk / 12/03/2015 at 7:52am / South Africa / Intimacy
by ujellybro234 / 12/01/2015 at 11:52am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/29/2015 at 1:04am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, a close friend came over with her three-year-old son. The child used a crayon on the walls, flushed my money down the toilet, and threw up. My friend was seriously offended when I asked her to help me clean everything up. FML
by wellfuckyoutoo / 11/24/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids