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  • Number of visits : 4905
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About zobara : There's nothing to say about me.

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zobara's favorite FMLs

Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML

#21390271
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35171) - you deserved it (3444)

On 04/08/2015 at 9:58pm - love - by Heart-Broken - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML

#21386342
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40676) - you deserved it (2461)

On 04/02/2015 at 2:43am - health - by usadisvet (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

#21383831
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39957) - you deserved it (2977)

On 03/29/2015 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by sexisntfun (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

#21383476
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33068) - you deserved it (3085)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:54am - kids - by M.SHUKRI - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

#21378402
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34648) - you deserved it (2477)

On 03/20/2015 at 1:50pm - love - by not picking up (man) - Slovenia (Skofljica)

Today, I met the perfect guy. He's sweet, funny, charming, a great kisser - the whole package. The downside? He has the same exact name as my father, last name and all. I can't kiss him without thinking of my dad. FML

#21378117
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34493) - you deserved it (4036)

On 03/19/2015 at 11:53pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to "Get a life. Or better pickup lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML

#21377103
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30919) - you deserved it (3864)

On 03/18/2015 at 1:40pm - misc - by fuck (man) - Netherlands

Today, I found out that the reason I didn't get the job that I have been working my butt off for over a year for is because they can't find anybody who can do my current job as good as me. I am too good to be promoted. FML

#21373611
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36297) - you deserved it (2878)

On 03/13/2015 at 2:21am - work - by hard work doesn't work - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

#21371084
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37597) - you deserved it (3199)

On 03/09/2015 at 9:55am - love - by generic_name123 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I had to sit and smile as a drunk lady ranted about how body hair on a woman is disgusting and unfeminine, then in the next breath say that only pedos like women who shave their vaginas. That's the last time I ever have dinner with my boyfriend's parents. FML

#21369265
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30141) - you deserved it (2204)

On 03/06/2015 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45280) - you deserved it (20998)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33718) - you deserved it (4962)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML

#21361029
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37945) - you deserved it (4712)

On 02/22/2015 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by bugger -

Today, I woke up to a phone with most of my female contacts missing. I think I'm dating a psycho. FML

#21359722
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35584) - you deserved it (5035)

On 02/20/2015 at 8:35am - love - by FunGhoost - United States (California)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20002) - you deserved it (37965)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)



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