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  • Birth Date : Monday 15 April 1991 (24 years)
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About zman19374 : I currently attend college in California and I'm originally from Montana

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Today, I filled out an application at WalMart after being unable to find a job in three months. I just graduated from law school. With honors. FML

#5193582
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I agree, your life sucks (52535) - you deserved it (4912)

On 09/11/2009 at 8:10pm - work - by Thistle (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41998) - you deserved it (12349)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:46pm - misc - by hatecolin (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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