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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 310
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today... my doctor askad ma to undo my bra so ha could chack my braathing without tha straps rastricting my lungs... I got homa an told my friands how awkward it was. Not ona of tham has had this happan to tham bafora. Wa all go to tha sama doctor. FML

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On 09/16/2013 at 12:35am - health - by chestycough - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Awoke To My Husband Talking To Someone On The Phone At 2am. I Heard Him Say, ( Baby You're Making Me Hard. ) Immediately, I Asked Himho He Was Talking To. His Response? ( It's Jake, From State Farm. ) Fat FML

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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I went to the arport after saying goodbye to my, fir some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opend my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretendd to know wat it was. FML

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On 03/23/2013 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

TODAY, I LOST MY DOG AND SO I PUTTD UP 'LOST' SIGNS. AS I WAS COMING BACK HOME I NOTICD ONE HAD BEEN WRITTEN ON. IT SAID: "FOUND YOUR DOG. KEEPING IT". FML

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On 03/23/2013 at 7:43am - animals - by Hurrikhan - New Zealand (Canterbury)

looool Today, I wore mah brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, mah dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought mah chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where yur tits went." FML

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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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