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zirathedarkelf
  • Town/Country : Salem, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 June 1983 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 454
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (255638) - you deserved it (35247)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48319) - you deserved it (5227)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)



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