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About ziqi92 : Chinese - Shanghai descent. DDR Master, rabid Pokemon fan.

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Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML


I agree, your life sucks (8073) - you deserved it (27338)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38038) - you deserved it (22654)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML


I agree, your life sucks (57460) - you deserved it (5782)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

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