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ziqi92
  • Town/Country : California, US
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  • Number of visits : 7632
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About ziqi92 : Chinese - Shanghai descent. DDR Master, rabid Pokemon fan.

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Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

#7921
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I agree, your life sucks (26860) - you deserved it (4785)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - love - by fml_for_real - United States (New York)

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

#1809
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14958) - you deserved it (3728)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:23pm - misc - by HeadTrauma - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

#1196
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4980) - you deserved it (18882)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

#606
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28864) - you deserved it (16198)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

#226
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45802) - you deserved it (4205)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version



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