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ziqi92
  • Town/Country : California, US
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  • Number of visits : 7200
  • Number of comments : 362
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About ziqi92 : Chinese - Shanghai descent. DDR Master, rabid Pokemon fan.

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Today, I woke up on the floor after I fell asleep last night while counting my tips. The pennies stuck to my face and left large blue circles from the copper. The blue won't come off. I have my senior photos today. My appointment can't be rescheduled. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16380) - you deserved it (4084)

On 03/01/2010 at 2:15pm - misc - by uwbeautyqueen12 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after a particularly gruesome nightmare about spiders due to my irrational phobia, I decided to try and desensitise myself by googling 'house spiders'. I can't stop the feeling of something crawling over every inch of my body, but at least I now know they can live up to six years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11764) - you deserved it (4440)

On 02/27/2010 at 9:03pm - health - by joolsie (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I missed points on a math quiz because I thought 2 times 5 was 20. I'm a math major. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4877) - you deserved it (21201)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:57pm - misc - by mathhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realised my girlfriend is the perfect woman for most men. She only ever talks to me in the intermissions on Modern Warfare 2; shame it's not me playing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16205) - you deserved it (3787)

On 02/24/2010 at 12:27pm - love - by sadf4x0r (man) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)

Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17740) - you deserved it (1540)

On 02/19/2010 at 3:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5851) - you deserved it (27571)

On 02/14/2010 at 12:43pm - misc - by Tibblesthepengwin (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that him and his friends could play BioShock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14221) - you deserved it (2955)

On 02/14/2010 at 11:32am - love - by Fv-day (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML

#7972582 (433)

I agree, your life sucks (27480) - you deserved it (12205)

On 02/07/2010 at 12:42pm - money - by Vastu (man) - Nepal

Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16508) - you deserved it (1989)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by browniepoints (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17666) - you deserved it (4333)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:29pm - love - by cherrycokeee - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went off last night, but since she didn't smell any gas, she decided to just remove the batteries and go back to bed. I had to explain to her that you can't smell carbon monoxide, and that we could have died in our sleep. FML

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On 02/06/2010 at 1:22pm - misc - by Kelso (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a 'free hugs' sign. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28595) - you deserved it (7312)

On 02/02/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by nonameLiz (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

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On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML

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On 02/01/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by overexcited (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

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On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)