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Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man lyk you, I wouldn't ned this." She then gave me her number. FML

#3500742
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43321) - you deserved it (2953)

On 07/05/2009 at 8:11am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband an I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter an cummed out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

#3484293
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53299) - you deserved it (23700)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Cummd Home And Found A Few Of Mah Faux Fur Coats Completely Butcherd . On Mah Way To Interrogate Mah Boys, The Only Ones Home, I Found Our Husky Dog,ho Was Recently Shavd Fir An Operation, Coverd In The Fur That Once Belongd To Mah Coat . My Boys Said 'he Was Cold' . FML

#3475605
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36818) - you deserved it (9420)

On 07/04/2009 at 6:42am - kids - by Peta2nNoMore (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I got a job selling knives . I had training for 11 hours . At the end of the training session, the instructor promptly informed everyone that they had to pay $145 for a set of demo knives . I paid the $145 . I went home and learned that it was a scam . I went back for a refund . They said no . FML

#3446185
422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13447) - you deserved it (50017)

On 07/03/2009 at 2:19am - work - by Regina (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Taday At The Restaurant I Work At, I Gave A Man Back His Change An Told Him To Enjoy The Sunny Day. He Replied By Dramatically Saying That The Sun Was His Mortal Enemy. Thinking He Was Joking, I Asked Him If He Was A Vampire. Turns Out He Has Skin Cancer.

#3420908
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43435) - you deserved it (14965)

On 07/02/2009 at 4:31am - misc - by Kristache (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday At The Restaurant I Work At, I Gave A Man Back His Change An Told Him To Enjoy The Sunny Day. He Replied By Dramatically Saying That The Sun Was His Mortal Enemy. Thinking He Was Joking, I Asked Him If He Was A Vampire. Turns Out He Has Skin Cancer.

#3420908
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43435) - you deserved it (14965)

On 07/02/2009 at 4:31am - misc - by Kristache (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I looool went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separatd after ahile, and I spottd my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slappd him on the back of the head. The kid turnd around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. mega FML

#3416455
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11693) - you deserved it (43482)

On 07/02/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by Kronic (man) - United States (California)

Today, I looool went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separatd after ahile, and I spottd my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slappd him on the back of the head. The kid turnd around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. mega FML

#3416455
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11693) - you deserved it (43482)

On 07/02/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by Kronic (man) - United States (California)

Today, I looool went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separatd after ahile, and I spottd my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slappd him on the back of the head. The kid turnd around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. mega FML

#3416455
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11693) - you deserved it (43482)

On 07/02/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by Kronic (man) - United States (California)

Today, my wife trid to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informd her that only single women were supposd to do that, an she replid "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML

#3407899
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51737) - you deserved it (2273)

On 07/01/2009 at 8:58pm - love - by dwaggle (man) - United States (Connecticut)

2DAY I WAS IN MAH NEW BOYFRIEND'S APARTMENT FIR THE FRST TIME. AS I WAS FLIPPING THROUGH HIS PHOTO ALBUMS, I CUMMED ACROSS ONE FULL OF DISTURBINGLY CANDID PICTURES OF ME. I FOUND SOME AS EARLY AS MAH TRIP TO THE STATE FAIR, THREE YERES AGO. I MET MAH BOYFRIEND TWO MONTHS AGO. FML

#3398201
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (154884) - you deserved it (9877)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

2day I took a bike ride to enjoy the weather and stoppd fir a break on the sidewalk of an overpass, taking in the view of the beautiful hills. I was approachd by a cop, who said to me: "Ma'am, I know yur life is crap right now, but I'm sure it'll get better. Please don't jump." FML

#3395753
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51135) - you deserved it (4707)

On 07/01/2009 at 1:41pm - misc - by Liz (woman) - United States (New York)

2day I took a bike ride to enjoy the weather and stoppd fir a break on the sidewalk of an overpass, taking in the view of the beautiful hills. I was approachd by a cop, who said to me: "Ma'am, I know yur life is crap right now, but I'm sure it'll get better. Please don't jump." FML

#3395753
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51135) - you deserved it (4707)

On 07/01/2009 at 1:41pm - misc - by Liz (woman) - United States (New York)



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