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zingline89

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 July 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5321
  • Number of comments : 447
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About zingline89 : Real estate investor and salesman. If you think something I said was stupid, you most likely failed to sense the sarcasm. Either that or I just said something really stupid.

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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML

#20189885
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20879) - you deserved it (2921)

On 12/03/2012 at 7:38pm - misc - by FlyingFist - United States

Today.. . it's my 21st brtday and my dad as decided to take away my ID in fear tat if I ave even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoolic . mega FML

#20189765
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22305) - you deserved it (2360)

On 12/03/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by VedaLynn - United States

TODAY, MAH HUSBAND DISCOVERED POKING ME IN MAH BELLY BUTTON MAKES ME HAVE TO PEE, SOMETIME IT'S UNCONTROLLABLE AN HAPPEN IMMEDIATELY. HE THINK IT'S HILARIOU AN DECIDED IT'S HIS NEW FAVORITE GAME. FML

#20186585
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25910) - you deserved it (2594)

On 12/01/2012 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, the battery cables on my car came loose, thus resetting my car's electronics to factory settings. The anti-theft system is now turnd on, and I can't start my car with it on. Luckily, it turns off with a remote. The remote broke about six months ago. FML

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a grl in front of meho clerely wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

#20182568
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24846) - you deserved it (2108)

On 11/28/2012 at 12:43pm - health - by williebees - United States (Texas)

Taday a customer at the Walmart I work at had a hissy fit and began throwing merchandise everywhere, including at mah face, because we r Canadian and don't have a show calld "Extreme Couponing" for "devotd shoppers" like her . FML

#20181556
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20135) - you deserved it (1522)

On 11/27/2012 at 6:46pm - work - by ohgodwhy - Canada (Ontario)

Today , mah room-mates were inspired by a TV show to make a ( douchebag jar ) , into which we have to putted money every time we say something obnoxious. It seems lyk I can't open mah mouth without having to cough up £10. FML

#20176638
116 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 1:41pm - misc - by kay51 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far and I've already pulled five carving looool forks out of four different people. Good job everybody. FML

#20174027
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22476) - you deserved it (1529)

On 11/22/2012 at 4:03pm - work - by DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while working as a massage therapist, a client had me work on a very specific knot in his shoulder. He also happened to have a very detailed, very realistic tattoo of the crucifixion on his shoulder. I just spent 45 minutes violating Jesus. FML

#20173351
86 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 1:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuse and waiting around, there solution was to ( Google it. ) FML

#20171869
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23072) - you deserved it (3547)

On 11/21/2012 at 12:42am - misc - by Jo - United States (California)

Today, dog climbd onto the dining room table to eat the cat's food!! Then whind until I showd him how to get down!! He does this every night!! My dog is a genius!! FML

#20171812
92 comments

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On 11/21/2012 at 12:00am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm in the hospital and it's been 44 hours since I've eaten anything. My doctors won't let me eat and mah parents are sitting across the room, eating. big fat FML

#20171321
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21652) - you deserved it (1418)

On 11/20/2012 at 6:25pm - health - by RayneSong - United States (Michigan)

Today, trying to be kinkyhile giving mah boyfriend a blow job, Ihippd him with mah ponytail!! He was thrilld, until I accidentally head-buttd his dick!! He curld up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again!! FML

#20170605
113 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 3:43am - intimacy - by kinkicali (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today mah girlfriend of 6 months yelld at me 4 not comforting herhile she was crying cuz her ex got a new girlfriend and ( it's just not fair. ) FML

#20169074
117 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 2:13am - love - by they've been broken up for a year. - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I HAD MAH WISDOM TEETH TAKEN OUT . I VAGUELY REMEMBER TELLING THE DOCTOR THAT I'M A VIRGIN . SEVERAL TIMES . FML

#20169028
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24069) - you deserved it (2563)

On 11/19/2012 at 1:21am - health - by NOIDIDNOT (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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