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zingline89

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 July 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5464
  • Number of comments : 447
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About zingline89 : Real estate investor and salesman. If you think something I said was stupid, you most likely failed to sense the sarcasm. Either that or I just said something really stupid.

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zingline89's favorite FMLs

Today, I spat up blood and had horrible chest pain. My mom still made me go to school, claiming she needed to take the cat to the vet instead of me to the doctor. FML

#19234186
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31135) - you deserved it (2098)

On 03/07/2012 at 5:07pm - health - by Hungrytoothbrush (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML

#19230527
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40135) - you deserved it (2977)

On 03/06/2012 at 11:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

#19223873
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30062) - you deserved it (3397)

On 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm - animals - by goldfish - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25416) - you deserved it (7742)

On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML

#19216079
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8375) - you deserved it (41917)

On 03/04/2012 at 7:27pm - money - by stuff2710 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friend told me how she crept out last night to hook up with her boyfriend. At one point, she said she "snack" out, so I corrected her by saying it's "snuck". My boyfriend snorted, showed us in a dictionary that it's actually "sneaked" and called us "fucking idiots". FML

#19204484
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8854) - you deserved it (28913)

On 03/02/2012 at 7:14pm - misc - by argh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got myself an organ donor card, just to feel wanted. FML

#19190899
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20143) - you deserved it (4857)

On 02/29/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Vandrefalk - Norway

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

#19182988
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10564) - you deserved it (33327)

On 02/28/2012 at 4:03pm - misc - by kal - United States (New York)

Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML

#19182487
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26971) - you deserved it (2828)

On 02/28/2012 at 2:41pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I get to stand in the unemployment line for the second time in a year because my company can't pay me. My parents own the company. FML

#19181051
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28281) - you deserved it (2858)

On 02/28/2012 at 8:27am - work - by Jaxur05 - United States

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

#19180967
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28040) - you deserved it (2184)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML

#19173596
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23038) - you deserved it (3283)

On 02/27/2012 at 7:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wearing pants, the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight to my crotch. FML

#19146021
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21486) - you deserved it (3737)

On 02/23/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11731) - you deserved it (41171)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States



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