About zingline89 : Real estate investor and salesman. If you think something I said was stupid, you most likely failed to sense the sarcasm. Either that or I just said something really stupid.
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by Hungrytoothbrush / 03/07/2012 at 5:07pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/06/2012 at 11:03pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by laviestpasimal / 03/06/2012 at 7:14pm / France / Work
by goldfish / 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
by Kayla / 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm / United States / Health
by stuff2710 / 03/04/2012 at 7:27pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
Today, my friend told me how she crept out last night to hook up with her boyfriend. At one point, she said she "snack" out, so I corrected her by saying it's "snuck". My boyfriend snorted, showed us in a dictionary that it's actually "sneaked" and called us "fucking idiots". FML
by argh / 03/02/2012 at 7:14pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Vandrefalk / 02/29/2012 at 7:09pm / Norway / Miscellaneous
Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
by kal / 02/28/2012 at 4:03pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/28/2012 at 2:41pm / United States (Washington) / Money
by Jaxur05 / 02/28/2012 at 8:27am / United States / Work
by JeffeeBojangles / 02/28/2012 at 7:46am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/27/2012 at 7:29am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 1:01pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Work
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I was travelling in a car. As I was discreetly picking my nose, we drove over a speed bump.… Today, I walked into a mirror in a shop. No one would have known had my face not stayed printed on…