About zingline89 : Real estate investor and salesman. If you think something I said was stupid, you most likely failed to sense the sarcasm. Either that or I just said something really stupid.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
zingline89's favorite FMLs
Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML
by fhe / 04/16/2012 at 11:52am / Puerto Rico / Health
by Anonymous / 04/16/2012 at 8:38am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML
by Anonymous / 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm / United States / Intimacy
by psychoticbiatch / 04/08/2012 at 9:58am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by Tanner / 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by GothicAngel17 / 04/06/2012 at 9:52pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health
Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML
by Zack / 04/01/2012 at 5:36pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by totalloss / 04/01/2012 at 12:15pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I visited my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having for years. He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy. Great. FML
by freakofnature / 03/31/2012 at 12:17pm / United States (Indiana) / Health
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
by LassieToe / 03/29/2012 at 11:48pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
by scarletscarface / 03/29/2012 at 11:00pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by glens / 03/22/2012 at 2:17am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 03/14/2012 at 3:33am / United States (California) / Transportation
by Kayla_Zee_Ninja / 03/07/2012 at 11:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Janitor / 03/07/2012 at 8:08pm / United States (Utah) / Work