About zingline89 : Real estate investor and salesman. If you think something I said was stupid, you most likely failed to sense the sarcasm. Either that or I just said something really stupid.
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Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML
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On 04/16/2012 at 11:52am - health - by fhe - Puerto Rico
Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML
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On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 9:58am - misc - by psychoticbiatch - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)
Today, my morning sickness decided to show itself every time I smell coffee. I work at a coffee shop. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 9:52pm - health - by GothicAngel17 - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML
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On 04/01/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Zack - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I had to sit between my parents in the car as they argued with one another for a whole hour over whether or not a thumb is a finger. FML
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On 04/01/2012 at 12:15pm - misc - by totalloss - United States (Florida)
Today, I visited my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having for years. He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy. Great. FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 12:17pm - health - by freakofnature (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by LassieToe (woman) - Australia
Today, I gave myself paper cuts on the sides of my mouth while licking the cover of a pudding cup. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by scarletscarface (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my company announced a new name. They also announced new coffee mugs with the name on them. They've not announced raises in over 3 years. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 2:17am - work - by glens - United States
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
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On 03/14/2012 at 3:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML
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On 03/07/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Kayla_Zee_Ninja - United States
Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML
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On 03/07/2012 at 8:08pm - work - by Janitor (woman) - United States (Utah)
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