About zingline89 : Real estate investor and salesman. If you think something I said was stupid, you most likely failed to sense the sarcasm. Either that or I just said something really stupid.
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by part time all the time / 06/23/2013 at 12:37am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Dingbat / 06/13/2013 at 7:59pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by The Clitshank Redemption / 06/05/2013 at 7:11pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Love
Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. 20 minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML
by Anonymous / 06/05/2013 at 6:09pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous
by for the love of god / 05/14/2013 at 5:35pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by DrewK / 05/14/2013 at 4:09pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/01/2013 at 11:55am / United States / Miscellaneous
by ChangMu / 05/01/2013 at 2:40am / United States (Iowa) / Health
by Sean / 05/01/2013 at 12:44am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
by AbhorrentApplication / 04/28/2013 at 7:40pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by shameless / 04/28/2013 at 6:24pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I was given a powerful laxative to clear me out. I can't go to the bathroom because the four guests of my sleeping roommate are all sitting in dead silence against the paper-thin bathroom wall. FML
by Anonymous / 04/16/2013 at 7:13pm / United States (California) / Health
by BaliTheDog / 03/24/2013 at 7:01pm / France / Animals
Today, I gave my son a fork, so I could try teaching him how to eat with one. So far, he's been doing all the teaching. He's taught me that if I get anywhere near him when he has a fork, I'll get shanked. FML
by Gixie / 03/24/2013 at 11:56am / Ghana (Greater Accra) / Kids
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
by Anonymous / 03/24/2013 at 6:30am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
- Today, While at a resort, my friends and I decided to go to the indoor pool. I was surprised when I… Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and he thrusted too fast. It caused him to come out of me… Today, as I swung my leg over the baby gate on the stairs my foot decided to make contact with the…