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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 December 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 218
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About zimmiexdoll : my name is zimmie . i play guitar nd sometimes sing nd i love animals ; especially snakes . im very poetic nd inline skate all the time

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Yesterday My Boyfriend Bought A Pogo Stick . Now He Rides It More Than He Rides Me . FML

#11817765
158 comments

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On 07/11/2010 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by RachelVanLannen9 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today I was at the movies with boyfriend when I really had to pee. I trid to looool get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I trippd landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

#11811158
72 comments

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On 07/11/2010 at 2:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had an interview!! I didn't get the job because apparently customer might not understand me, since I "talk too good." I just graduated with an English degree!! FML

#11808834
105 comments

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On 07/11/2010 at 10:44am - work - by alejandro38 - United States (New York)

Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her ( re-enactments ) twice. FML

#11806163
125 comments

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On 07/11/2010 at 4:05am - intimacy - by awkwardsituation - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I made my mom a mix CD 4 er car. It took me ages to find just te rigt songs tat would be perfect 4 er. Wen I played it 4 er in te car, se took it out and trew it out of te window. FML

#11798606
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On 07/10/2010 at 9:00pm - misc - by lovelikewoe (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was so bord at a family gathering that I pretendd to be busy texting the whole time . I don't know what's worse, that I'm not close to anyone in family, or that I have no one close enough to text to about such things . FML

#11798566
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On 07/10/2010 at 8:57pm - misc - by hello - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

Today, I was standing by the bd nakd, waiting 4 mah wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door an walks over to me, swinging her hips, wereing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, an uses mah 'junk' to catch herself. big fat FML

#3950301
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On 07/22/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by Gordon (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, Wen I Woke Up, My Usband Was Already Up. Tinking I Ear Im In Te All I Sout Out "come On, Don't Be Sy, Bring Tat Cock In Ere Rigt Now!". A Voice Replies: "e's Gone Out To Get Some Bread". It Was My Moter-in-law. FML

#351
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On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

#346
27 comments

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On 11/20/2008 at 5:19am - intimacy - by Maxime - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my grlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight . I've just realized I sent it to her brother . FML

#303
69 comments

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On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protectionhen having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t knowhy I’m telling u this, after all u don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML

#257
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On 11/09/2008 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Enko - Sent from mobile version

Today , I just woke up next to the most unpopular grl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
235 comments

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On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with mah 2 best friends. While we r doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid yur friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of mah mouth: "Don't worry, they're usd to it". FML

#76
59 comments

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On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version



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