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- Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in… Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a… Today, I overheard my parents having sex. Trying to be the reasonable person I was, I dismissed it,…
- Today, or actually for a while I wanted to break up with my boyfriend because of his huge lack of… Today, I just found out that my little brother likes to peak through the crack of the bathroom door… Today, at my oldest sisters wedding she forgot something borrowed. she looked at me and said if I'm…