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by sonwhy / 02/24/2014 at 7:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
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by MommyProblems / 01/19/2014 at 12:17am / United States / Kids
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
by Anonymous / 01/09/2014 at 12:59pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
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