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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 November 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 732
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About zgomon : I'm a recent father of a little girl named Emilee. She is pretty awesome. I like to think I have a decent humor, though it may be dark. If you are here because I'm down voted, I would understand. Most people don't get my humor. Ive been in the background on this site for many years, and yet I don't comment much.

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Fucked!<b>coyotefox</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 1:20pm<b>pris0027</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 8:11pm

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zgomon's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife's cat ran away. After spending a lot of money making "Lost Cat" flyers and driving around for hours passing them out and searching for her cat, he walked downstairs. FML

by PsychoBillyGoat / 05/25/2014 at 8:47pm / United States (Alaska) / Animals

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Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML

by Anonymous / 11/26/2013 at 2:05pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

by turtle / 07/12/2011 at 9:26am / United States (Illinois) / Animals