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zgomon
  • Town/Country : Montana, USA
  • Title : Mister
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About zgomon : I'm a recent father of a little girl. I like to think I have a decent humor, though it may be dark.

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Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28246) - you deserved it (8505)

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