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About zgomon : I'm a recent father of a little girl named Emilee. She is pretty awesome. I have a great gf that I adore, most of the time. Sorry ladies. Naw, I'm not that full of myself. I like to think I have a decent humor, though it may be dark. If you are here because I'm down voted, I would understand. Most people don't get my humor. Ive been in the background on this site for many years, and yet I don't comment much.
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Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML
Friday 6 December 2013