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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 452
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About zgomon : I'm a recent father of a little girl named Emilee. She is pretty awesome. I like to think I have a decent humor, though it may be dark. If you are here because I'm down voted, I would understand. Most people don't get my humor. Ive been in the background on this site for many years, and yet I don't comment much.

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Today, my wife's cat ran away. After spending a lot of money making "Lost Cat" flyers and driving around for hours passing them out and searching for her cat, he walked downstairs. FML

Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45903) - you deserved it (4836)

On 11/26/2013 at 2:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML


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