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zgomon
  • Town/Country : Montana, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 November 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 306
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About zgomon : I'm a recent father of a little girl named Emilee. She is pretty awesome. I like to think I have a decent humor, though it may be dark. If you are here because I'm down voted, I would understand. Most people don't get my humor. Ive been in the background on this site for many years, and yet I don't comment much.

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Today, my boss's obese bully of a grandson had a seizure. Being the only physician around, I had to rush in to tend to him. Except it wasn't a seizure as such. My daughter had found my taser and used it on him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41897) - you deserved it (4352)

On 11/26/2013 at 2:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28855) - you deserved it (8575)

On 07/12/2011 at 9:26am - misc - by turtle - United States (Illinois)



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